1 00:00:05,018 --> 00:00:07,009 There you are, Herman! Oh. 2 00:00:07,087 --> 00:00:11,751 Who were you calling? Oh, I was just trying to make an appointment at that new barbershop. 3 00:00:11,825 --> 00:00:13,850 Well, what's wrong with your old barber? 4 00:00:13,927 --> 00:00:17,090 Oh, Lily. He-He always made me very nervous, dear, 5 00:00:17,164 --> 00:00:21,123 the way he'd always blindfold himself before he'd give me a shave. 6 00:00:21,201 --> 00:00:24,364 Some of those temperamental hairdressers are such show-offs. 7 00:00:24,438 --> 00:00:27,271 Oh, by the way, Marilyn has a project to do... 8 00:00:27,341 --> 00:00:29,275 for her course in ancient history. 9 00:00:29,343 --> 00:00:31,573 I'm going to drive her down to the county museum tonight. 10 00:00:31,645 --> 00:00:34,170 Oh, uh... Oh, no, you're not, dear. 11 00:00:34,247 --> 00:00:37,273 I am the head of this house, and as such, 12 00:00:37,351 --> 00:00:39,842 I will take care of this matter. 13 00:00:39,920 --> 00:00:43,686 All right. But, uh, just drive her there and then pick her up later. 14 00:00:43,757 --> 00:00:46,624 I don't want you getting in any trouble. 15 00:00:46,693 --> 00:00:50,493 Lily, how could I get in any trouble at a museum? 16 00:00:56,703 --> 00:01:00,935 Thatcher, this may turn out to be one of the greatest discoveries in Egyptology... 17 00:01:01,007 --> 00:01:04,670 a perfectly preserved sarcophagus from the 18th Dynasty. 18 00:01:04,745 --> 00:01:07,441 And you have reason to believe that it's never been opened? 19 00:01:07,514 --> 00:01:11,746 No evidence of grave robbers, and the tomb it came from appeared to be completely undisturbed. 20 00:01:11,818 --> 00:01:15,879 And you actually have hope that-that it may be occupied? 21 00:01:15,956 --> 00:01:18,447 Well, we can't say one way or the other. 22 00:01:18,525 --> 00:01:20,789 But if it is, this may be... 23 00:01:20,861 --> 00:01:23,830 the most perfectly preserved mummy since King Tut. 24 00:01:23,897 --> 00:01:26,422 When we open this lid at the press conference tomorrow morning, 25 00:01:26,500 --> 00:01:29,799 we may be face-to-face with one of the most incredible and startling sights... 26 00:01:29,870 --> 00:01:31,861 ever seen by modern man. 27 00:02:38,305 --> 00:02:40,364 [Lily] Eddie, what happened to you? 28 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:44,206 Oh, I was taking Spot for a walk, and he chased a car again. 29 00:02:44,277 --> 00:02:48,714 Oh, my. Did he catch it? No. He just ate the rear bumper off. 30 00:02:48,782 --> 00:02:52,980 Oh, dear. He's so playful. He'll be hiccuping all night. 31 00:02:53,053 --> 00:02:56,318 Say, where's Dad? He took Marilyn to the museum, 32 00:02:56,389 --> 00:02:58,380 and now he's down with Grandpa in the lab... 33 00:02:58,458 --> 00:03:00,517 working on an experiment. 34 00:03:00,594 --> 00:03:02,789 Is it anyone we know? No, dear. 35 00:03:02,863 --> 00:03:06,196 Grandpa's trying to invent some new kind of sleeping pill. 36 00:03:06,266 --> 00:03:08,200 There you are, Herman. 37 00:03:08,268 --> 00:03:11,169 If this pill doesn't put you to sleep, I don't know what will. 38 00:03:11,238 --> 00:03:14,867 [Chuckles] Uh... But, Grandpa, I can't take a sleeping pill now. 39 00:03:14,941 --> 00:03:17,774 I've got to go down and pick up Marilyn at the museum. 40 00:03:17,844 --> 00:03:20,870 And you know I hate to drive when I'm asleep. 41 00:03:22,415 --> 00:03:25,612 But, Herman, this is not an ordinary sleeping pill. 42 00:03:25,685 --> 00:03:27,880 This is an alarm clock pill. 43 00:03:27,954 --> 00:03:30,115 An alarm clock pill? 44 00:03:30,190 --> 00:03:33,159 Yes. I can set it to put you to sleep... 45 00:03:33,226 --> 00:03:36,627 and wake you up at any time you want. 46 00:03:36,696 --> 00:03:39,995 Now, uh, it'll only take you a few minutes to pick up Marilyn. 47 00:03:40,066 --> 00:03:42,159 I'll set it to put you to sleep in an hour. 48 00:03:43,436 --> 00:03:46,963 - There. - Oh, fine! 49 00:03:47,040 --> 00:03:50,498 I'm not working tomorrow, so I can sleep late. 50 00:03:50,577 --> 00:03:52,568 Things are a little slack at the parlor. 51 00:03:52,646 --> 00:03:56,173 For the past few days, everything's been going out with nothing coming in. 52 00:03:56,249 --> 00:03:58,683 In that case, [Chuckles] 53 00:03:58,752 --> 00:04:00,913 You can sleep through the night. 54 00:04:00,987 --> 00:04:05,117 I'll set it for 24 hours. It'll wake you up at, uh, 55 00:04:05,191 --> 00:04:07,489 10:00 p.m. Tomorrow night. 56 00:04:07,561 --> 00:04:09,495 Oh, fine! 57 00:04:09,563 --> 00:04:12,828 Uh, but, Grandpa. Is it all right to take one of these on an empty stomach? 58 00:04:12,899 --> 00:04:14,423 Sure! 59 00:04:19,806 --> 00:04:21,797 [Gulps] 60 00:04:23,910 --> 00:04:25,104 [Crash] 61 00:04:25,178 --> 00:04:27,578 Well, that really was empty. 62 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:37,914 Hello, Aunt Lily, Grandpa. What happened to Uncle Herman? 63 00:04:37,991 --> 00:04:39,982 What happened to him? 64 00:04:40,060 --> 00:04:43,223 Well, he went down to the museum to pick you up. 65 00:04:43,296 --> 00:04:47,596 Well, I waited for him, but I didn't see him anyplace, so I took a taxi home. 66 00:04:47,667 --> 00:04:49,965 Oh! That Herman! 67 00:04:50,036 --> 00:04:53,005 I shouldn't ever let him go anywhere alone! 68 00:04:53,073 --> 00:04:55,769 Sometimes he gets so flaky. 69 00:04:55,842 --> 00:04:57,969 Marilyn? [Echoing] Marilyn? 70 00:05:01,047 --> 00:05:03,481 Marilyn? [Echoing] 71 00:05:03,550 --> 00:05:05,643 Marilyn? [Echoing] 72 00:05:06,886 --> 00:05:09,377 Marilyn? [Echoing] 73 00:05:09,456 --> 00:05:11,947 Marilyn, Marilyn? [Echoing] 74 00:05:12,025 --> 00:05:15,188 Marilyn, Marilyn, Marilyn, Marilyn? [Echoing] 75 00:05:15,261 --> 00:05:18,526 ? Marilyn, Marilyn, Marilyn, Marilyn Life is but a dream? [Echoing] 76 00:05:21,301 --> 00:05:24,828 Oh, stop it, Herman. You're not here to have fun. 77 00:05:24,904 --> 00:05:28,032 Oh, I guess she's gone. I must have missed her. Mmm! 78 00:05:28,108 --> 00:05:30,099 [Sighs] 79 00:05:39,219 --> 00:05:41,210 Hmm. Locked. 80 00:05:45,892 --> 00:05:47,917 Darn! 81 00:05:47,994 --> 00:05:50,986 Well, I'll just have to rip it off its hinges. 82 00:05:54,501 --> 00:05:57,095 No. Better not. 83 00:05:57,170 --> 00:06:01,231 It does not behoove a good citizen to desecrate cultural landmarks. 84 00:06:01,307 --> 00:06:04,799 I'll just telephone the proper authorities and have them let me out. 85 00:06:04,878 --> 00:06:07,438 Must be a telephone booth around here somewhere. 86 00:06:11,284 --> 00:06:13,718 Oh! Hi, there! 87 00:06:13,787 --> 00:06:17,621 Uh, we have a little fella just like you at home. 88 00:06:19,559 --> 00:06:21,550 [Kissing Noises] 89 00:06:28,635 --> 00:06:31,229 Oh. There are the phone booths. 90 00:06:31,304 --> 00:06:33,295 [Chuckling] 91 00:06:34,708 --> 00:06:36,642 Hmm. 92 00:06:36,710 --> 00:06:38,701 Fancy ones. 93 00:06:45,318 --> 00:06:48,845 Oh! Uh, oh, excuse me, sir. I didn't know this phone was taken. 94 00:06:48,922 --> 00:06:51,220 Uh, I'll use the one over there. 95 00:06:51,291 --> 00:06:53,225 Uh, sorry. 96 00:07:09,142 --> 00:07:11,838 Huh. Door seems to be stuck. 97 00:07:13,747 --> 00:07:16,272 [Creaking] 98 00:07:21,254 --> 00:07:23,347 Hmm. No one in here. 99 00:07:28,394 --> 00:07:31,124 You'd think they could put a light in these things. 100 00:07:31,197 --> 00:07:34,724 Just hope I can get this call through before Grandpa's pill hits me. 101 00:07:34,801 --> 00:07:38,100 Uh, let's see. Where's the phone? 102 00:07:40,140 --> 00:07:42,870 Say, there. Uh, say there. 103 00:07:42,942 --> 00:07:45,103 Uh, listen. Someone closed the door. 104 00:07:45,178 --> 00:07:48,306 Uh, who closed the door? 105 00:07:48,381 --> 00:07:51,282 [Muttering] 106 00:07:55,789 --> 00:07:59,748 Say, is there anyone out there? Uh, say, listen. Someone let me out.! 107 00:08:01,628 --> 00:08:04,188 Let me out.! Let me out.! 108 00:08:06,399 --> 00:08:08,959 In other words, Dr. Wilkerson, you expect to find... 109 00:08:09,035 --> 00:08:12,129 a fully preserved mummy when you open this sarcophagus. 110 00:08:12,205 --> 00:08:14,935 That is our hope, gentlemen... and lady. 111 00:08:15,008 --> 00:08:17,806 From the carvings and hieroglyphics on the case, 112 00:08:17,877 --> 00:08:20,641 we believe this to be from the tomb of Ahmenhotep IV. 113 00:08:20,713 --> 00:08:23,876 We're quite disturbed by the fact that last night... 114 00:08:23,950 --> 00:08:25,918 we left the sarcophagus upright, 115 00:08:25,985 --> 00:08:28,180 and this morning we found it here on its back. 116 00:08:28,254 --> 00:08:31,348 Yes. We're not saying that anyone tried to steal it, 117 00:08:31,424 --> 00:08:35,793 but we do know that a find such as this would be quite valuable to any rival museum. 118 00:08:35,862 --> 00:08:38,695 Do you have any worries about a curse on this mummy case, 119 00:08:38,765 --> 00:08:41,529 like there was on, uh, King Tut's tomb? 120 00:08:41,601 --> 00:08:43,796 No, we're men of science. 121 00:08:43,870 --> 00:08:47,863 Whatever we find in here you can be quite sure will not frighten us. 122 00:08:47,941 --> 00:08:49,932 Thatcher? 123 00:09:03,122 --> 00:09:05,056 Doctor, it's amazing! 124 00:09:05,124 --> 00:09:07,615 He almost looks as though he's sleeping! 125 00:09:08,761 --> 00:09:11,787 It's the most skillful job of embalming I've ever seen. 126 00:09:11,865 --> 00:09:15,824 It's a great tribute to their ancient art. 127 00:09:15,902 --> 00:09:20,168 Observe... only slight traces of deterioration around the edges. 128 00:09:21,507 --> 00:09:24,806 I'm sorry. We've got to close the lid of the sarcophagus immediately. 129 00:09:24,878 --> 00:09:29,315 We have no idea what effect the air may have on this ancient mummy. 130 00:09:29,382 --> 00:09:31,373 Careful, Thatcher. 131 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:42,323 We'll open it again after we've gathered together... 132 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:45,523 some of the top Egyptologists from all over the world. 133 00:09:45,598 --> 00:09:48,795 Do you plan to ship this to one of the large museums in the East? 134 00:09:48,868 --> 00:09:51,564 Not at all. This is our discovery. 135 00:09:51,638 --> 00:09:54,766 Matter of fact, I don't mind telling you that the contents of this sarcophagus... 136 00:09:54,841 --> 00:09:57,139 will leave this room over my dead body. 137 00:10:03,049 --> 00:10:05,176 It's no use. I can't eat my supper. 138 00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:07,185 I'm so worried about Herman! 139 00:10:07,253 --> 00:10:09,187 Aunt Lily, wherever he is, 140 00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:12,190 when Uncle Herman wakes up, he'll come home. 141 00:10:12,258 --> 00:10:15,386 'Course he will! I'm sure he's still asleep, 142 00:10:15,461 --> 00:10:18,055 'cause every time I try to tune him in on my crystal ball, 143 00:10:18,131 --> 00:10:20,395 all I get is a herringbone pattern. 144 00:10:20,466 --> 00:10:23,401 He probably holed up someplace and fell asleep. 145 00:10:23,469 --> 00:10:27,667 Are you sure that silly sleeping pill of yours will wake him up at 10:00 tonight? 146 00:10:27,740 --> 00:10:31,005 Sure, I'm sure. I'd bet one of my lives on it. 147 00:10:32,345 --> 00:10:35,178 Mom! Marilyn! Grandpa! 148 00:10:35,248 --> 00:10:38,046 I found Pop! You found Herman? Where is he? 149 00:10:38,117 --> 00:10:41,245 Right in the front page of this evening's newspaper. 150 00:10:41,321 --> 00:10:44,051 [Grandpa] "Local museum makes astounding find. 151 00:10:44,123 --> 00:10:46,557 "Ancient mummy discovered. 152 00:10:46,626 --> 00:10:48,753 "An ancient sarcophagus was opened today... 153 00:10:48,828 --> 00:10:51,763 by the curator of the county museum, Dr. Wilkerson." 154 00:10:51,831 --> 00:10:55,528 L-Look here.! Under Herman's picture.! 155 00:10:55,601 --> 00:10:57,865 "May be Ahmenhotep IV... 156 00:10:57,937 --> 00:11:00,633 who ruled in the 18th Dynasty"? 157 00:11:00,707 --> 00:11:03,369 [Gasps] This is terrible! 158 00:11:03,443 --> 00:11:06,139 Uncle Herman in a box in a museum! 159 00:11:06,212 --> 00:11:09,807 Gee, Mom. How do you suppose it happened? 160 00:11:09,882 --> 00:11:11,907 I don't know, Eddie, but it looks as if... 161 00:11:11,985 --> 00:11:14,283 your father has goofed it again! 162 00:11:19,559 --> 00:11:22,050 What's all this about a woman waiting to see me? 163 00:11:22,128 --> 00:11:24,756 Well, I thought you'd better see this one, Doctor. 164 00:11:27,033 --> 00:11:29,866 There she is. Who... 165 00:11:31,404 --> 00:11:33,964 What is it? I don't know, sir. 166 00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,099 But I think we ought to be, uh, very nice to her. 167 00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:39,338 It could be another one of those Hollywood actresses come to make a donation. 168 00:11:39,412 --> 00:11:42,848 Yes, well, if they want to throw their money away on culture, 169 00:11:42,915 --> 00:11:44,940 who are we to turn 'em down? 170 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:53,286 Uh, miss, this is our curator, Dr. Wilkerson. 171 00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:56,988 How do you do? I was just admiring your museum. 172 00:11:57,063 --> 00:11:59,725 You have such lovely dead things on exhibit. 173 00:11:59,799 --> 00:12:02,267 Thank you. Now, how can we help you, madam. 174 00:12:03,369 --> 00:12:07,999 Well, I came about this article and picture in the newspaper. You see, he's mine. 175 00:12:08,074 --> 00:12:10,440 You mean, he's your mummy? 176 00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:12,478 Oh, no. No. He's my husband. 177 00:12:13,913 --> 00:12:16,473 Now, if you'll show me where he is, I would like to talk to him. 178 00:12:16,549 --> 00:12:20,485 "Talk to him"? I'm afraid that's not too practical, madam. 179 00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:22,953 You see, this man is 3,000 years old. 180 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:27,318 He is no such thing! 181 00:12:27,393 --> 00:12:29,987 I happen to know that he's not a day over 150. 182 00:12:32,098 --> 00:12:35,727 Do you think I'd marry an old man? 183 00:12:35,802 --> 00:12:38,327 Now, will you please take me to my husband. 184 00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:40,895 Uh, will you excuse us for a moment? 185 00:12:44,577 --> 00:12:47,307 What... What do you think we should do, Doctor? 186 00:12:47,380 --> 00:12:49,541 Well, she seems quite disturbed, 187 00:12:49,615 --> 00:12:51,845 and we don't want her to make a scene. 188 00:12:51,918 --> 00:12:55,410 Perhaps if we show her the mummy, she'll stop insisting it's her husband. 189 00:12:55,488 --> 00:12:58,252 Oh, good idea. No woman in the world would claim... 190 00:12:58,324 --> 00:13:01,452 to be married to anything that looks like that. 191 00:13:01,527 --> 00:13:03,518 Well, here we are. 192 00:13:07,967 --> 00:13:11,459 Will you give me a hand here, Thatcher? Oh, yeah. 193 00:13:11,537 --> 00:13:14,563 [Grunting] [Creaking] 194 00:13:14,640 --> 00:13:16,665 Well, there you are. 195 00:13:16,742 --> 00:13:21,941 - What do you have to say now? - Yes, that's Herman, all right. 196 00:13:24,817 --> 00:13:27,115 He looks just like a little boy when he's asleep. 197 00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:30,448 Asleep? Herman. 198 00:13:31,524 --> 00:13:34,015 Herman, it's time to wake up. 199 00:13:34,093 --> 00:13:38,427 Uh, pussycat, it's time to go bye-bye. 200 00:13:38,498 --> 00:13:41,956 Madam, I really don't think he's going to wake up. You see... 201 00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:45,595 [Gasps] You know, you're right. 202 00:13:45,671 --> 00:13:49,368 I forgot. He wasn't set to wake up till 10:00. 203 00:13:50,776 --> 00:13:54,268 Oh, dear. I really must do my shopping. 204 00:13:54,347 --> 00:13:56,611 Would you do me a favor? 205 00:13:56,682 --> 00:13:59,651 A f... A favor? Yes. Here's two dollars. 206 00:13:59,719 --> 00:14:03,655 Now, when he wakes up, would you put him in a cab and send him home? 207 00:14:03,723 --> 00:14:06,453 - Put him in a cab? - Yes. He knows the address. 208 00:14:06,526 --> 00:14:09,222 It's 1313 Mockingbird Lane. 209 00:14:09,295 --> 00:14:13,129 Oh, and by the way, ask Herman to give the driver a fifty-cent tip. 210 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,134 Good-bye, now. 211 00:14:16,202 --> 00:14:20,002 Oh, and you two have been just a couple of sweethearts. 212 00:14:33,319 --> 00:14:35,253 What do you think, Thatcher? 213 00:14:35,321 --> 00:14:38,347 Well, sir, when the... when the visitors start looking weirder than the exhibits, 214 00:14:38,424 --> 00:14:42,087 I think it's time to get out of the museum business. Nonsense. 215 00:14:42,161 --> 00:14:45,460 I think she's some kind of a plant to size up our layout. 216 00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:48,523 This morning, we found the sarcophagus on its side, 217 00:14:48,601 --> 00:14:52,833 and now she uses that ridiculous story to come in here and get a look at our mummy. 218 00:14:52,905 --> 00:14:55,465 Then you really think someone is definitely trying... 219 00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:57,475 to steal our mummy. 220 00:14:57,543 --> 00:14:59,943 We can't afford to take any chances. 221 00:15:00,012 --> 00:15:02,344 We'll post a 24-hour guard, 222 00:15:02,415 --> 00:15:04,349 and I want you to stay here all night... 223 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:07,011 and don't take your eyes off that sarcophagus. 224 00:15:07,086 --> 00:15:08,713 Right, Dr. Wilkerson. 225 00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:34,440 [Banging Continues] 226 00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:37,439 Come in! 227 00:15:41,153 --> 00:15:43,144 Come in! 228 00:16:02,575 --> 00:16:05,339 Hmm. Hello? 229 00:16:05,411 --> 00:16:07,971 Hello? Hello? 230 00:16:08,981 --> 00:16:11,176 Hello. 231 00:16:11,250 --> 00:16:13,241 Hello. 232 00:16:18,958 --> 00:16:21,654 Hello? Hello? 233 00:16:22,895 --> 00:16:25,022 Is anyone out there? 234 00:16:26,465 --> 00:16:28,990 Yes. I'm out here. 235 00:16:30,436 --> 00:16:33,428 - Where are you? - I'm in here. 236 00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:39,805 You can't be in here. I'm in here. 237 00:16:43,349 --> 00:16:46,750 Oh. Hi. [Yawning] 238 00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:50,315 I was dead to the world. [Laughing] 239 00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:59,654 Some stupid idiot locked the door! 240 00:16:59,732 --> 00:17:03,190 - Oh, that can be annoying. - [Screaming] 241 00:17:04,537 --> 00:17:07,836 Oh, now, wasn't that nice of him to open the door for me like that? 242 00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:29,656 [Yipping] 243 00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:39,497 Here's your favorite soup, dear... cream of vulture. 244 00:17:39,572 --> 00:17:42,973 Oh! Thank you, Lily. Poor Uncle Herman. 245 00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:45,772 You had such a terrible experience! 246 00:17:45,845 --> 00:17:48,109 It's real neat having you back, Pop. 247 00:17:48,180 --> 00:17:51,707 While you were gone, I had to mess up my homework by myself. 248 00:17:51,784 --> 00:17:54,776 It proves one thing... My sleeping pill works. 249 00:17:54,854 --> 00:17:59,120 Yes, but, Grandpa, you don't know how it feels to wake up in a cold, clammy box. 250 00:17:59,191 --> 00:18:02,126 What do you mean? I do it every morning! 251 00:18:02,194 --> 00:18:06,324 Pop, are you gonna sue the newspaper for calling you a dead mummy? 252 00:18:06,399 --> 00:18:08,333 Oh, I think not, Eddie. 253 00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:11,962 We shouldn't be too hasty to retaliate when someone treats us ill. 254 00:18:12,037 --> 00:18:14,369 In other words, 255 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:17,238 one who fights fire with fire... 256 00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:19,504 only gets in trouble with Smokey the Bear. 257 00:18:24,283 --> 00:18:26,274 Hot! [Gasping] 258 00:18:31,056 --> 00:18:33,581 [Dishes Shattering] 259 00:18:38,631 --> 00:18:41,657 What do you mean, the mummy got out of his case and walked out of here? 260 00:18:41,734 --> 00:18:44,396 But he did, Doctor! He got out, and he spoke to me and everything! 261 00:18:44,470 --> 00:18:46,597 If you don't believe me, ask the gorilla! 262 00:18:48,174 --> 00:18:50,108 I'll tell you what happened. 263 00:18:50,176 --> 00:18:53,077 You went to sleep in there, and someone broke in the door and stole our mummy. 264 00:18:53,145 --> 00:18:55,079 No, Doctor. No. No. 265 00:18:55,147 --> 00:18:58,344 They've probably been planning this ever since we put that story in the paper. 266 00:18:58,417 --> 00:19:01,853 The type of gang who steals paintings and other objects of art. 267 00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:04,151 But we do have one clue. 268 00:19:04,223 --> 00:19:07,249 The woman who came in here with that ridiculous story gave us an address... 269 00:19:07,326 --> 00:19:09,886 uh, 1313 Mockingbird Lane. 270 00:19:09,962 --> 00:19:12,021 Well, what are you gonna do? 271 00:19:12,097 --> 00:19:16,397 First, I'm demoting you to custodian of our seashell collection. 272 00:19:16,469 --> 00:19:20,929 Then I'll pick up a search warrant and a couple of officers and go over there. 273 00:19:21,006 --> 00:19:24,498 That mummy is my passport to fame in the museum world. 274 00:19:24,577 --> 00:19:29,071 If they have it anywhere on the premises, I'll have it back in its rightful place by nightfall. 275 00:19:37,756 --> 00:19:39,724 Grandpa, 276 00:19:39,792 --> 00:19:43,228 I do not want to take another one of your sleeping pills. 277 00:19:43,295 --> 00:19:45,855 The last time I did, it got me in big trouble. 278 00:19:45,931 --> 00:19:50,027 It's very embarrassing, you know, to be taken for a dumb old mummy. 279 00:19:50,102 --> 00:19:53,037 Herman, I've got this pill set for half an hour. 280 00:19:53,105 --> 00:19:55,039 I'll sit right here till you wake up. 281 00:19:55,107 --> 00:19:57,041 Nothing can possibly happen. 282 00:19:57,109 --> 00:20:00,545 I don't want to take another pill! I don't wanna! I don't wanna! I don't wanna! 283 00:20:00,613 --> 00:20:05,073 Herman, if you take this pill like a good little boy, I'll give you a piece of candy. 284 00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:07,641 I don't wanna! I don't wanna! I don't wanna! I d... 285 00:20:07,720 --> 00:20:11,121 With a caramel center? With a caramel center. 286 00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:13,385 When I wake up, will you give me another one? 287 00:20:13,459 --> 00:20:16,792 When you wake up, you can have a whole boxful. 288 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:19,990 Goody! [Chuckling] 289 00:20:20,065 --> 00:20:22,226 But my stomach's kind of empty again. 290 00:20:22,301 --> 00:20:24,462 It won't hurt a thing. 291 00:20:27,973 --> 00:20:29,907 [Gulps] 292 00:20:30,976 --> 00:20:34,139 [Clanging, Ricocheting] 293 00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:37,512 Lily always said you had a cast-iron stomach. She must be right. 294 00:20:38,584 --> 00:20:40,950 Yeah. Uh... 295 00:20:41,020 --> 00:20:44,820 Grandpa, your pill's not having any effect. It's not even... 296 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:03,904 I tell you. We don't have any mummy here. 297 00:21:03,976 --> 00:21:08,072 I explained to you before, that was my husband you had at your old museum. 298 00:21:08,147 --> 00:21:12,345 And as I told you before, madam, we have a search warrant, and we intend to search this house. 299 00:21:12,418 --> 00:21:15,717 Oh, Aunt Lily, what are we going to do? 300 00:21:15,788 --> 00:21:18,757 We'll just have your Uncle Herman tell this man to his face... 301 00:21:18,824 --> 00:21:22,487 that he is not Ahmenhotep IV. 302 00:21:22,561 --> 00:21:24,495 I'm his wife. 303 00:21:24,563 --> 00:21:27,327 I certainly should know whether he was dead or not. 304 00:21:34,573 --> 00:21:39,135 Now, he's down here. You can go down and talk to him yourself. 305 00:21:39,211 --> 00:21:42,374 I have lunch to get. Come on, Marilyn. 306 00:21:56,929 --> 00:21:59,227 Boy, what a weird setup! 307 00:21:59,298 --> 00:22:02,358 Listen, anybody who'd steal mummies has to be a little weird. 308 00:22:02,434 --> 00:22:04,595 There's nobody down here. 309 00:22:05,704 --> 00:22:08,901 Wait a minute. There's something there on this table. 310 00:22:13,045 --> 00:22:16,537 This is it. This is what we're after. 311 00:22:18,484 --> 00:22:20,577 Shall we, uh, arrest those people upstairs? 312 00:22:20,653 --> 00:22:24,248 No, we'll uh... We'll get it back to the museum first. We'll prosecute later. 313 00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:28,157 Yeah, well, let's get out of here. This place gives me the creeps. 314 00:22:28,227 --> 00:22:30,161 [Grunting] 315 00:22:30,229 --> 00:22:32,663 Boy. I was on the drunk detail for four years. 316 00:22:32,731 --> 00:22:35,325 I never saw anybody as stiff as this. 317 00:22:38,504 --> 00:22:41,166 Lily! Lily! 318 00:22:41,240 --> 00:22:44,004 Lily! What is it, Grandpa? What is it? 319 00:22:44,076 --> 00:22:46,544 What is it? I looked out the upstairs window, 320 00:22:46,612 --> 00:22:49,877 and some man put Herman in a station wagon and took him away! 321 00:22:49,948 --> 00:22:52,007 Took him away? But why? 322 00:22:52,084 --> 00:22:54,416 They just went down to the dungeon to talk to him. 323 00:22:54,486 --> 00:22:57,478 They couldn't have talked to him. I gave him another one of my sleeping pills, 324 00:22:57,556 --> 00:22:59,490 and he was sound asleep! 325 00:22:59,558 --> 00:23:03,551 Oh, Grandpa! Why can't you experiment on white mice... 326 00:23:03,629 --> 00:23:06,393 like any other normal mad scientist? 327 00:23:06,465 --> 00:23:10,765 Now I suppose Herman will take another 24-hour catnap in that sarcophagus. 328 00:23:10,836 --> 00:23:15,205 No, Lily. This sleeping pill was set for only a half an hour. 329 00:23:15,274 --> 00:23:19,370 Oh! What... What do you think will happen now? 330 00:23:19,445 --> 00:23:21,504 I don't know, Lily. 331 00:23:21,580 --> 00:23:24,572 But when Herman wakes up in the back of that station wagon, 332 00:23:24,650 --> 00:23:28,245 those men better have a box of candy with them. 333 00:23:41,033 --> 00:23:44,491 Boy, this is the wildest assignment I've ever been on. 334 00:23:44,570 --> 00:23:48,336 But it was worth it to me. The unearthing of Ahmenhotep IV... 335 00:23:48,407 --> 00:23:51,205 will put me on every front page in the country. 336 00:23:51,276 --> 00:23:53,642 Has this guy really been in the ground 3,000 years? 337 00:23:53,712 --> 00:23:56,943 Yes. Perhaps longer. I'll tell you one thing. 338 00:23:57,015 --> 00:23:59,449 He looks better than my mother-in-law does right now. 339 00:24:00,452 --> 00:24:02,647 [Herman Guffawing] 340 00:24:04,590 --> 00:24:07,889 You know, there's only three of us here. 341 00:24:07,960 --> 00:24:10,690 I could've sworn I heard four of us laughing. 342 00:24:12,564 --> 00:24:14,555 Uh, you know, that's a good one. 343 00:24:14,633 --> 00:24:17,727 Uh, listen. Speaking of mother-in-law jokes, did you ever hear... 344 00:24:17,803 --> 00:24:20,772 [Men Shouting] 345 00:24:20,839 --> 00:24:23,831 [Tires Screeching] 346 00:24:23,909 --> 00:24:26,537 - Oh! - Clear out! Clear out! 347 00:24:26,612 --> 00:24:28,546 [Crash] 348 00:24:41,460 --> 00:24:44,554 Uh, taxi? 349 00:24:44,630 --> 00:24:46,621 Taxi?